Facebook Friend

The basic unit of popularity.

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"

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video game workout

The tiredness you feel after playing excessive amounts of Madden, NBA, or Fifa video games.
Caused by watching the virtual players exert extreme amounts of engery, causing you to feel tired in turn, even though you haven't moved.

Douche #1 "Hey bro, i just finished my lax practice, wanna hit up the gym?"
Douche #2 "Nah bro, i'm so beat from that last game two weeks ago! My sick gnarly parents just bought be Madden 12 for getting straight C's! I'm just gonna have to settle for a video game workout today."
Douche #1 "Righteous bro!"