white boy syndrome

White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.

In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.

"Oh my God, he's so cute!"

"Who, that blonde guy?"

"Yes!"

"Eh. He's okay I guess."

"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"

"The brunette?"

*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"

"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."

"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"

*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."

"But he was just about to smile!"

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