eggender

Your a egg or something? Honestly I don't fucking know, its a thing, google it I'm not kidding.

How do I come out to friends as an eggender?
"What the fuck is a eggender?"

Iowa

The WORST FUCKING STATE IN THE COUNTRY. ITS JUST SHIT, THERE IS SO MUCH COW SHIT. I FUCKING HATE COW SHIT, IT SMELLS FUCKING HORRIBLE. EVEN DES MOINES SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD CITY, BUT ITS SHIT. AND THE AIR FUCKING SUCKS, ITS ALL SMOGGY AND SHIT FROM THE FUCKING COW SHIT!!!!!!!!!

"FUCK Iowa"

Pikes Peak

A really fucking tall mountain in Colorado, cause some guy called Pike climbed it and people where like "Hm yes lets name this mountain after him."

Guy 1: "Yo homie, wanna climb Pikes Peak."
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I broke all my fucking bones taking a shit yesterday."

bitchassmotherfuckerlookingheadass

Somebody who is a bitch with a ass, who fucked your mother, and has something on his head that looks like a ass.
Or its just a long insult

"Bro your a bitchassmotherfuckerlookingheadass."

Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......

"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"