sun

something that the US does when bored

Japan- Hehehe planes go brrrr
US- Better put your sunglasses on mate cuz its gonna get bright

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When you say hey to the boys, then pass out and lean on your keyboard.

Friend- Bro, how was the party last night?
Friend 2- He chugged the barrel so abso-fucking-lutly he loved it
Me- Shut yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oil

something that only the US will murder hundreds for

Salesman- Oil! Get some oil!
The entire US government- Lets fucking drop the son on this bitch