When you say hey to the boys, then pass out and lean on your keyboard.
Friend- Bro, how was the party last night?
Friend 2- He chugged the barrel so abso-fucking-lutly he loved it
Me- Shut yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
something that the US does when bored
Japan- Hehehe planes go brrrr
US- Better put your sunglasses on mate cuz its gonna get bright
something that only the US will murder hundreds for
Salesman- Oil! Get some oil!
The entire US government- Lets fucking drop the son on this bitch