Mmhmm

1. Agreement in conversation

2. Replacement for “yes”
3. Sassy response equivalent to I told you so
Use more or less m’s on either side of h to change pronunciation and tone

Carl: “you like to eat your own cum?”
Me: “mhmm”

Rob: “should we capture that fat little fuck over by the park bench?”
Me: “mmmhmmm” *more menacing because you want to do things to the them*

Becky: “WHAT THE HELL?!? Did you cheat on me with Rachel?!”
Me: “mhmm” *becky proceeds to slap the living fuck out of your face, then shits on Rachel’s car the next day at school”

Decent into madness

Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her

“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”