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Noun - An area of recently resurfaced roadway on an otherwise ravaged highway that is smooth enough to manage a sip of your beverage without spilling it all over yourself.
Tom lifted the hot coffee closer to his mouth, anticipating the upcoming sip zone, for a much-needed draw from his morning brew.
The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.
Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.
Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.
Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".
A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.
A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.