brain breath

A symptom caused from a state inwhich one's brain is temporarily "drunk" due to one's unrestrained will to persue a mental exercise and refuse to satisfy certain physiological needs.

Consider:
In order for a beer drinker to become drunk, he/she must have drank beer to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result, one of their symptoms is BEER* breath. Meaning, whenever this person talks, no matter what the hell they talk about, they blow an odor of beer to the crowd among them.
*Beer can be replaced in this example with whatever alcoholic beverage

Drawing the parallel from the model above:
In order for a mental exercist to become "brain drunk", he/she must have performed a mental excercise to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result one of their symptoms is brain breath. Meaning, whenever this person thinks, no matter what the hell they think about, they "blow an oder" of this mental exercise within their own brain.

"Even though I was so tired, I had to spend 13 hours last night to finish reading my philosophy book for homework. By the end of it I had brain breath. When I went to sleep, all I could think about was 'Aristotle this', 'existentialist that'. In fact, was so brain drunk that I even thought about ethics in my dreams. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if I even did fall asleep. I feel like i got a serious headache - you might even call it a hangover!"

De-Regift

1. Verb. To Degift a regift. Think about it, you'll figure it out.

Brother: Man this gift sucks. (What the heck is it? I'll just give it to my sister.) Here you can have it.
Sister: Aww thanks brother! I always wanted one of these!
Brother: (Hey she actually likes it, maybe its useful) Actually wait, can i de-regift you? Erm degift you?

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Tri-Phasic Perforator

Nerd talk for 3-hole punch

Nerd Student: Pass the Tri-Phasic Perforator
Miss: The wha???

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Hapenis

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men

Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?

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Slickedness

The combination of the words "slick" and "wickedness" to end up with a single word to express both words with less effort. (Example, Ginormous)

Thats so slick! No thats pure wickedness! No, thats pure slickedness!

TNA Pants

Best thing God has ever invented

*Girl with TNA Pants walks by*
Arroused Guy #1: OMG dude look look look!
Arroused Guy #2: Holy Shit *Boner*

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Alpha Sentence

You guys should know this one...
A sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

So if thats Alpha Sentence...what's Beta Sentence?

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