Mare

The most Homosexual creature on this planet, they are prone to entering relationships with creatures known as riamu who tend to dominate them completely turning Mare into tools or toys

Portu: you hear what happened to Mare?
Bosnia: yeah he got pegged to death

Bosnia

Someone of Ape-like origin, usually extremely hairy, smelly and prone to spreading diseases.
Once tamed by assimilation into Ottoman culture they become human-like and begin to develop into better beings who begin to smell better and be less hairy, however they're still smelly and hairy.
Usually too unintelligent to comprehend the concept of a Government so they hang around in Mountains eating insects and fucking rocks.

Portu:wtf is that a Bosnia
Bosnia:fuck they found me