Gods where do I even start... she is the god damn best being in the whole fucking world. She works hard to get things done and is very reliable she loves the environment and nature and wants to help people in as many ways possible she is a HUGE geek and loves books and video games she has a couple close friends that she loves a shit ton she is very creative and the most beautiful person youâve ever seen she is so sexy and everyone wants her and she is very Chivalrous but if you cross her she could beat you up so bad you wouldnât be able to stand up for a month if you piss her off she will roast you and she will roast you good
I love you so so much Esme <3
P1: whoâs that astonishing person over there?
P2: Thatâs Esme, she is the best
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The sweetest girl you will ever meet she is sexy and creative all of the guys want to date her but she soooo soooo gay.
Guy: I have a huge crush on Esme.
Girl: to bad sheâs gay.
Guy: god damn it.
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A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.
Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis
Backstabbing son of a bitch who only cares about drawing attention to themselves and they lie a whole shit ton and they deny that they have. All in all they are a huge asshole.
Person 1: Omg Lily told me that she lives in a mansion.
Person 2: Thatâs a lie she lives in a tiny house that has cracks in the walls.
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A kid that loved nature and then got glued to his xbox. Has a specialty of pissing people off.
Person 1: whereâs Jed I thought he would go on this camping trip?
Person 2: no he is to busy play Xbox, man he really pisses me off!
A vroom vroom vroom and a beep beep beep
Vroom vroom beep beep said the car
Likes to be called Charley by other people, Only good friends get to call him Charles. He is a huge geek that loves video games and loves to read. He is amazing at video games and know tons about them, he also loves jokes and puns and is hilarious. He doesnât take any shit and doesnât give a fuck about any drama. He is the most amazing friend and if you find a Charles you better keep them because they are majestic.
P1: âFill your shovels up here!â
Charles: âGet a job hippies!â
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