lost in textlation

This is when a text message was sent meaning one thing, but was misinterpreted by the recipient either because they couldn't hear the intonation in the senders voice, didn't realize it was meant jokingly and/or sarcastically, or, any other misinterpretation of the text message senders true and original meaning.

"Dude, I was definitely joking when I said your Mom was at my house. I can't believe you got mad. It was just "lost in textlation."

enigmaddict

Word primarily used to describe the mindset, thought process, and/or actions of a person in the throes of an addiction.

Steve : "I can't believe that my best friend stole my Playstation, why would he do that!?"
Scott :"dude, unfortunately he's addicted to pills, what he does is quite ENIGMADDICT these days, ya dig?"