Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

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Date Sweater

The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.

Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.

Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."

Jenny: "Oh yeah, he's definitely interested. That's his date sweater. But I wouldn't date him, Sally...he's a total meathead."

Tony: "Brahhhhhh!!!"

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Boston Accent

The most annoying of all American accents, just ahead of the Philadelphia accent. Most commonly heard from douchebag Red Sox fans who suddenly like to brag about the "Sawwwx" greatness, it sounds like someone cut out a chunk of their tongue, making it impossible for them to pronounce "r" when appropriate, and inserting the "r" sound into words where it doesn't exist. Extremely irritating, as is typical for Bostonians.

Example of a Boston Accent in conversation:

Sean: "Hey, wheah's Pawlie?"

Patrick: "I dunno, I just sawr him the uddah day at dah pahty. He was wicked drunk."

Sean: "Yeah, I sawr him theah too. He was pukin next to a pahked cah. Musta had a hawrrible hangovah the next day."

Patrick: "Yeah, I bet it was wicked. Hey, you going to da Sawwwx game dis Satahday?"

Sean: "Of couahs I'll be theah. Varitek is playing awrsome at catcha lately."

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Cropdusting

The act of farting while walking past others, leaving them to gag in the wake of your shit-smelling foulness. Can also be referred to as the airdrop.

Ron: "So there I was just typing away at my desk, then I smelled it....that wretched odor that could only be caused by someone cropdusting."

Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."

Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"

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Brotha Name

Brotha Name

A stupid name given to a black guy ("brotha") that just doesn't make any sense. Usually just a normal name with something like "De," "La," or "Ja" in front of it, but sometimes entirely made up, the Brotha Name takes on some of the stupidest forms and makes for endless entertainment for the rest of us.

Also makes you wonder if the person's parents were on the good shit when they named the kid.

Examples of a Brotha Name:
Le Kevin
LaMont
Tashard
Martellus
Montrae
Plaxico
D'Qwell
DeSean
Ladell
Erasmus
DeAngelo
LaRon
Marshawn
Leodis
Edgerrin
Anquan
DeShaun
Takeo
Dashon
DeMichael
La'Roi
Dewayne
Demorrio
DaJuan
JaMarcus
LaDainian
Aveion
DeShawn
Jermichael
Tarvaris
Aundrae
Dontarrious
Le'Ron
Santonio
Kamerion
Brodney
Jerious
Montavious
Jo-Lonn
Tanard
Vonta
DelJuan
DeMarcus
Marcedes
LenDale
Lavelle
Cortland

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Royal Baby

An over-hyped infant that shits golden eggs.

Hey, did you hear about that Royal Baby???

Yeah, that little cocksucker shits golden eggs!

Cosby's Kids

Poop, or turds. This phrase is used as an alternate term for referring to taking a dump.

"I don't think that burrito I had for lunch today is sitting well. I think I'm gonna have to head to the restroom and take Cosby's Kids for a swim."

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