hotzohplot

A person of German descent that is a complete idiot.

"Deiter is an hotzohplot."

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SMSer

A student who buys a mobile phone usually a Nokia, which is on a pre-paid plan, they also take their phones to school and never use them because these people never have any credit. They can only use their phone when there is a glitch in the network which causes free SMS messaging, at this time they spent all their time sending SMS's to other SMSers which wastes their battery so they can't read or receive all the messages their friends (SMSers) sent them. Most of the messages sent at this time blank messages which are sent to other SMSers to piss them off. Also the messages are written in internet language example, "Wat u doin Hav u sen n e 1 2da.” this language is altered and changed by all SMSer so that they can't understand each other. SMSers also send lots of money on shit overpriced cases and accessories such as phone lights with drain their batteries even more. These people are complete morons and think that having a phone means that they got a "life", but if you think spending your time sending blank messages is a "life" there is something seriously wrong with you.

SMSer: "Hey Bob there's free messaging".
Bob: "Put your phone on vibrate, shove it up your ass and get a friend with credit to SMS you!"

SMSer: "Hey Bob, look at my phone lights aren't they cool"
Bob: "Hold your phone with the lights on and stick your hand in a bucket of water."

SMSer: "I spent thirty bucks on my case and when I dropped my phone on my pillow it shattered and cracked my screen."

jack shit

having absolutly nothing.

"I don't own jack shit!!!"

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beaker baby

A person, similar to a testtube baby, who was a fatass baby and therefore too large to fit in the testtube so they were placed in a beaker.

alex glumac

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stooge

1. Someone who has the mental capacity or IQ of their shoe size.
2. An abnormally large, dopey bastard with the brain of a fly.
3.Also see Alex Glumac

"That guy's a stooge!"
"What a stooge!"

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animal

A person who has certain characteristics of an animal such as hairyness, particular body parts, behaviour etc.

"That guys got more hair then a bear what a animal."
"You're hairy like animal."
"He'll fuck any object that moves what a animal."
"He ate that hamburger in one bite what a animal."

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gohuggafugger

I don't know what the fuck it means, it just sounds like "go hug a fucker". Probably used when you are drunk or under the influence and need a hug.

Mandy: "I think Joe, you've had a few to many beers".
Joe: "GOHUGGAFUGGA!!!"

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