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Frederik

Frederik’s are the greatest boyfriend anyone could ever wish for! They are an extremely rare breed, known as the Nordic Aliens located in the heart of Pleiades. One has been sent down to earth disguised as the most handsomest guy ever to exist. He has the most beautiful blue eyes, soft looking hair, perfectly sculpted face and not to mention a body of a sex god. Anyone to meet a Frederik are considered the luckiest humans alive. He will make your life go from bad to good, your mood go from sad to happy, your heart go from broken to whole. He is sweet, kind, caring, loyal, funny and the best thing to ever happen to someone! You just fall instantly in love with him and being loved by one is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go. You’ll want him to be in his arms forever!

Extremely a Frederik

by Potatohuskerian August 18, 2018

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Frederik

Frederik’s are ice cream munchers by day and sex gods by night! They are as rare as girls farts and as mythical as pooped out unicorns. Only the luckiest get to be uno’d by him and if you have tickled a Frederik your life has been completed. He sings as well as Freddy Mercury and knows several languages including dog and seal. Any dad would be lucky to go fish with him as he is the catch of the day! You won’t regret meeting a Frederik. He will be the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Extremely a Frederik

by Potatohuskerian August 18, 2018

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Emmy

The most beautifulest girl ever to exist. A hoe for life with nice sugar titties. She is a zebra rapist by heart n fucking loves a good ol' wankey pankie with Simba. Not only is Emmy good in bed but she is also the bestiest of besties and WE ALL LOVE HER! She is a fiery sex goddess with an organ of gold and vagina of husky noses. The Emmy breed are lesbians with potato wifeys, located in north west of Narnia. Anyone to meet an Emmy are lucky ass bitches and shall live forever happy on fish flavoured crack.

Extremely an Emmy

Sloth Hoe, "I love you my wifey"
Taze, "nuuuuu she's mine"
Emmy, "emmy emmy emmy :33"

by Potatohuskerian January 28, 2017

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