Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.

Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"