Ellen Degeneres

The One and only Funniest person in AMERICA.
She is EXTREMELY FUNNY.
Some people, like myself, would KILL for her.
Some people, like myself, would kisss her feet and take a bullet for her.
ELLEN DEGENERES equals HUMOR, BEAUTY, LOVE, HUMOR, AND UNIQUENESS.
she is an amazing comedian.
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

I would drink Ellen Degeneres's bathwater with a crazy straw.

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