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when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.
Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra
You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
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when one arm is stronger than the other due to a long period of time masturbating with that arm.
guy 1: dude your right arm is quite a big popeye arm. You need to lay off the meat beating.
guy 2: aww crap. do you think any girl will notice this.
one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.
Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.
Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.
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