EVegan

Electric vehicle enthusiasts that judges people with the wrath of a vegan if their car of choice is not a Tesla or a Nissan Leaf.

Guy 1: I'm really digging these new hybrid electric car
Guy 2: ***Hybrid***?

Guy 1: Eventually I'll get a full electric, just not right now.
Guy 2: *Starts spewing out EV facts that you didn't need*

Guy 1: Chill, stop being an EVegan

carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.