hi-def

The state of being so high, usually on marijuana, that the stoner becomes deaf. Often associated with being so absorbed watching HDTV that everything else is ignored. Inspired by a high deaf kid who gets deafer as he gets higher.

Peter was so hi-def that he couldn't even hear the police siren as they pulled up to arrest him for dealing hella-weed.

rockstar

1) A highly successful purveyor of popular music known as "rock".
2) A fat line of cocaine.
3) A power rangers character, known for his great evil. Killed by being snorted off the "Mirror of Destruction".

Yeah, Mick Jagger is a motherfuckin' rockstar.
Mick Jagger lays down some rockstars. That shit gets you hella blown.
Mick Jagger (aka the Red Power Ranger) blew Rockstar off the Mirror of Destruction.

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The Bible

The single most common source for chewy joint rolling papers.

I rolled hella joints with Romans 14:2 from the Bible.

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truth

A socially constructed concept of the reality of shared experiences.

What then is truth? A movable host of metaphors, metonymies, and; anthropomorphisms: in short, a sum of human relations which have been poetically and rhetorically intensified, transferred, and embellished, and which, after long usage, seem to a people to be fixed, canonical, and binding.

- Friedrich Nietzsche, On truth and Lies in a Nonmoral Sense

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