womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session

"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"

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cack valve

Another word for the arsehole

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve

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THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

Slang for ya cock n balls

i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you

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wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

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milking the cow

when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!

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milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

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sweaty dew flaps

excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman

i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it

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