My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love
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Slang for ya cock n balls
i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you
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another name for a deep robing sex session
"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"
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Another word for the arsehole
i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve
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when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!
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the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants
i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud!!!
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this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
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