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excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman
i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it
My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love
Slang for ya cock n balls
i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you
when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!
another name for a deep robing sex session
"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"
Another word for the arsehole
i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve
the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants
i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud!!!