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Texas Tickler

A Texas Tickler is when a male masturbates with a handfull of cockleburs or other type of plant stickers.

Man that chick is so hot Id give myself a Texas Tickler just to see her naked!

by PowerStroker August 16, 2015


Mongoloid Dick

A penis, usually large, that is deformed or otherwise strangely shaped. Possibly covered with growths.

Can refer to a person who is acting the fool or like a retard and who is ugly.

"Dam! Did you see that dude in the gym shower?" "Ya i did! He had a mongoloid dick!"

"That dude is so dumb!" "Ya hes a mongoloid dick."

by PowerStroker April 5, 2015

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