Aaron Rodgers

A Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. First to throw over 4000 yards in each of his first two seasons as starter. Doesn't make bad decisions and is the 2nd best running QB in the NFL behind, of course, Michael Vick. Aaron Rodgers was one who many thought would not be able to replace Brett Favre, but in fact has 17 Penises. It can be noted that these penises can turn into anything. ANYTHING. Lucky for your team, he doesn't turn them into dragons. DRAGONS I TELL YOU. DRAGONS!

Person A: Lets count the number of Penises in here. Let's see, 16 males and Lady Gaga. Hmmm....

Person B: Aaron Rodgers.

Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.

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