Smen-Thrumpen

When two men greet each other by feeling up or groping their bulges.

"Yeah man, Eric and I are so close that we Smen-Thrumpen."- Brandon said to Brian.

Brain replied in a shocked tone- "SMEN-THRUMPEN?! You mean you two grab on each other's dicks in greeting?!"

"Exactly that, we both grip and massage our junks. That's how I know he's MY ride-or-die."- Brandon replied in a smug tone, knowing that Brian would get jealous of his close relationship with Eric.

Ketuffles

Another word for the Testicles or Scrotum of a man.

"I'll kick you in the Ketuffles, damnit!" *Said the angry court jester to his king. The peanut gallery gasping in shock at the threat.*

bull cocktail

. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.

Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"

Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.

Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*