South Bank

Southbank is an area of South East London named after the south stand of the Molineux Stadium in Wolverhampton. On a Saturday afternoon there are frequently many thousands of sporting enthusiasts present in this stadium and indeed on the southern banks of the Thames in London. These attractive young men and women often participate in traditional social interations such as, drinking super strength lager, having a good old sing song and occasionally making primative and suggestive gesticulations in the hope of attracting a mate from the North Bank!

Wayne: "I have a mental block, I just can't think of anything to sing today!"
Barry: "Why dont we just sing 'The South Bank' like normal?"
Wayne: "Well I would but I forgot the words"
Barry: "I'll start you copy..."
Wayne: "OK"
Barry: "THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK.. THE SOUTH BANK!"

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Burgerballer

A person who has taken their devotion to burgers to the next level. They never order a double when they know they can get a triple or quad burger. You can identify a burgerballer by the grease stains on his shirt and his massive fat ass! Burgerballers can often be found outside Shake Shack giving Hi Fives to passing fatties!

Person 1. Look at Steve stuffing a triple burger into his face!!
Person 2. Wow that dude is a burgerballer!! I love him!