Kaia Black

Kaia is a blue eyed blonde hippie who has the most bangin body, she can pull any guy istg😭 she’s a really good friend and gets along with anyone. She is the sweetest human being I swear, kaia deserves the best and she has been by my side through thick and thin. I love kaia so so so so much, kaia if you read this I really appreciate you and thank you for being a good friend I love you

Who’s that hot blonde holding a bong?
That’s definitely Kaia Black

Andy Karakoa

An “old friend” that I miss a lot. Andy doesn’t show emotion a lot and he doesn’t care abt me anymore but I’ll always be there for him. He also wants to kill himself which is sad #stayaliveplease

“I hear a motorcycle”

yeah that’s probably Andy karakoa, he’s a good friend BUT beware of worrying abt him 25/8 bc he’s fucken crazy

Schoonderwoerd

Schoonderwoerd is the last name of a hot blonde Dutch girl

Is that a Schoonderwoerd?

yes, obviously can’t you tell by her square jaw

Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

Diesel Varner

Diesel Varner is a sexy white nigga with a midget head and his toes are all big toes

You know Diesel Varner? Yeah my girlfriend does