~_^

Basicly an anime/asian style wink. Cuter version of the -_^ wink.

OMG, you are so cute! *kisses* ~_^

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Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

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masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself

When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.

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gergel

Specific to the sound of one who is gagging on the male sexual organ.

She gergeled on my dong.

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RUCKUS

A huge fight, involving five or more, chasing and bashing one person

The Preston boys had a huge ruckus with a lebo

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mo fo

slang for " Mother Fucker '

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Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

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