Dustin

A Dustin is quite simply the most remarkable, unique person that anyone would be privileged to have the chance and great fortune to meet. To look upon a Dustin can even blind someone due to his sheer greatness. With dashing good looks, an irresistible charm, and an unprecedented sense of humor, being in the presence of a Dustin will often overwhelm one's senses, causing one to be left breathless and in a state of bliss. Once a Dustin has entered your life, he will begin to consume your thoughts, and eventually your heart and soul, leaving you in a constant state of falling for this incredibly hot man. A Dustin has the ability to make someone nervous and clumsy yet feel completely comfortable around him all at once. A single touch from a Dustin will send fire through one's body, a whisper rendering one incapable of any thought whatsoever. He's so deliciously hot, no amount of time can satisfy the craving one acquires for the need of a Dustin. Although a Dustin will often use words and terms from an era long past (ie. britches, cattywompus, hooded sweetshirt, and "bustin' my chops") he is hip and is highly intelligent, harboring knowledge far beyond the average person. While it is impossible to even come close to describing the vast amount of magnificence, the plethora of glorious, extraordinary qualities that is a Dustin, if one has a Dustin in their life, they would be thankful to be deemed worthy of his time, and they are truly to be counted among the blessed.

Girl-"If I could lay in a hammock with a Dustin Dale all night, I would be the luckiest girl in the world!"

Girl 1-"What did you do last night?"

Girl 2-"I spent it with a Dustin. He's so hot and intoxicating we fucked all night, I just couldn't get enough of him."

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