I'm sweet enough already

The classic response to when someone asks you why you don't sweeten your coffee.

"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"

Blorgendorfaphobia

The fear of lights flickering inside of a high-end department store at 4:43 PM. Like, if you are shopping in Bergdorf Goodman and lights flicker when the clock strikes 4:43, a Blorgendorfaphobic would flip out.

Clean Up on Aisle 17! Goddam Blorgendorfaphobia