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A person who can only have sex with a man and a woman at the same time. Trisexual = Threesome = Tri
If you don't get the joke here your a Trisexual.
12π 13π
If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
13π 7π
It's like a queef but from a mans pee hole.
Ali: My girlfriend cheated on me so i Cweefed in her eye.
Melvin: Ohhhhhhhh! Cweefage!
12π 9π
A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.
Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one
15π 11π
A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.
A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.
10π 3π
When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!
Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
161π 62π
When a little chinese man (best done when their under 5 ft) lures a random black guy down to the subway at 3 am then says he has something to tell the black guy. So the black guy will bend over to hear but the china man blowsw his load in the black guys ear and sticks him to the seat using sticky sweet and sour sauce. Then lectures him on maths, accounting and how to use a scientific calculator. Then pulls out a pipe starts smoking it and dancing like an irish man.
Bruce Lee will give Charlie and Billy a Chinese Wisper.
35π 87π