Lithuanian Hangman

A ancient Lithuanian pumnishment where they take the convicted homosexuals and string them up by their ass hair on the highest tree in the village. Then they strip them naked and in full view of the villagers everone laugh and chuck rotten fruit and vegatables at them until they die.

The last man to get sentanced to the Lithuanian Hangman was Pableo in 2006. He shall be sorely missed. =(

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Friday Night Movie

Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.

Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie

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DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

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Shedophile

A female peadophile.

eg1. The Prezmeister made up the word shedophile.

eg2. Hannah is the original shedophile

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Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

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Dirty Qwerty

This is when you have cyber sex with someone over the internet
E.G. Dave: suck my balls bitch
Tiffany: yea ill do more than that
Dave just sent Tiffany a nudge ...
... And again ...
... And again
Tiffany: Oh Dave!!!
This is called a Dirty Qwerty because of the first 6 letters of the keyboard.

Dave gave Tiffany a Dirty Qwerty. Oh yes he did.

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Solid Snake

A 5 hour errection. The opposite of a Raiden: 5 months without an errection.

I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.

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