snowpidity

A combination of snow and stupidity. Dumb things people do when it snows.

Sledding into traffic, driving too fast (or too slow) for conditions and causing a wreck, naked snow angels, etc. "He drove with a fair amount of snowpidity".

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

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