Halo-ner

When playing halo on Xbox live and the play you have just made was so sick it gave you a boner you get a haloner..... the combination of the word halo and boner....

Dude 1:Bro! I just 360 no scoped that hoe in the face now i have a boner!!

Dude 2:Nope dude its just a halo-ner chill....

Phoner

phoner, a word describing the look of your cellular phone bulging out of your pocket to look like and erection or boner....

Bro 1:.... "Bro i think i'm hitting you with my phoner..."

Bro 2:"your phone is right there bro....'

moment of ackward silence....

Bro 1:"wait its just my ipod.... LOLS"

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