The Big T

aka Tiffany & Co

A place where men go to hand over their paychecks in hopes of getting to have sex with their girlfriend/wife. In reality, all that happens is the girlfriend/wife gets a blue box and the man gets blue balls.

Dom: Hey man, I went to The Big T last week to get the wife a bracelet!

Vin: How can you just cut off your scrotum like that?!

Dom: I took my wife and her mother to The Big T the other day, they were so happy!

Translation: I cut my nuts off!

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