summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

No Go

When one of your mates pretends a topic or location is off limits but in reality they're welcoming you to take part.

Lads, Diarmo said his gaff is a no go. Free gaff Diarmo's! #FGD

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No Go

When one of your mates pretends a topic or location is off limits but in reality they're welcoming you to take part.

Lads, Diarmo said his gaff is a no go. Free gaff Diarmo's! #FGD

Calling my Paddy

To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.

Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy