broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

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moot

A hybridization of "Moo" and "Woot".
It may be used to substitute either word/expression.

You managed to milk three cows in five minutes?! MOOT!

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