Roomie

Someone with whom Poverty has forced you to live, and who has noisy sex with random people at inopportune times.

My roomie didn't tell his new girlfriend about me (the girl roommate he fucks and fucks over) so when she saw me appear, she ran crying to her car and backed into a parked truck. "Wahhh," said my broken-hearted player Roomie. "So Awesome! WOW!," I replied.

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