Step-Roommate

Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.

Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.

Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.

teert

you teerted me and i have no other feelings of my expression. a large defintion of teert is when i mispelled that time i spelt something else no longer mentioning. i am open to it being mentioned longer down the line.

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Teert

A pause in the brain. No more definition please, just let it pause.

Teert.

Bipocalypse

Originating during quarantine - Black, Indigenous, and People Of Color (BIPOC) decided to take the time to do inner soul work, rest, chill, change their jobs, or start their own business. While the majority of white people decided to leave their homes, go to restaurants, gather with many others, start gofundmes for their pandemic weddings, as well as get Covid during the stay at home order.

Little do white people know… adapting to different outcomes, situations, and general respect towards mankind is ingrained in something people of color call “culture” or maybe even just “manners”.

The bipocalypse has just begun as people of color have grown stronger together with the few yet self-aware white allies. We are watching white people from the sidelines fall and crumble managing their own miserable lives.

“Wow, you improved yourself first and then your neighborhood and then the community? You are invited to the Bipocalypse.”

“A gofundme for your wedding? Isn’t the front page of gofundme funding for BIPOC injustices or medical expenses - because of Covid? Sorry, you can’t RSVP to the Bipocalypse. Have fun gofuckingyourself.”

“You willingly saw Dave Matthew’s Band? You can’t come to the Bipocalypse.”

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aiighple

When an apple is accepted.

Look like this ain’t a pink lady but we Stan for a Gala. She an aiighple.