man sniff

a.) The oh so glorious act of sniffing the essence of your manliness, oozing with the soul of the history of men on Earth over centuries.

b.) Catching a whiff of your balls or pubes after scratching it.

c.) What follows a good kambyo.

Guy 1: The fuck, bruh? Don't man sniff here. We're in a public place.
Guy 2: Sorry. Can't help it. Just have to. Wanna try? *hands out his fingers*

floodlike

a.) It's what a creep does to his crush's profile because that's basically all he can do, other than staring at his crush's profile and worshipping it at times, too.

b.) It's a guy's next step to getting that girl, just after stalking and before sending a dick pic.

Jay-r: Bruh, don't floodlike her. That'd be a too obvious move.
Sean: Sorry. Can't help it. I really like her.

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kambyo

A manly mannerism, shifting your wood to a more confident position as to either a.) lessen its bulge, or b.) avoid the waistband of your underwear because it fucking hurts or you might just boner bungee the fuck out of it.

Usually followed by a glorious man sniff.

Jono: Shit, some bimbo just walked by! She damn hot as fuck fo sho--
Jay-r: Wadafuq, bro?! Will you do something about your boner?!

Jono: Putangina cover for me, brader. Kambyo 'lang ako.

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