The thing James Charles likes to stick his tee is weenie peen into
No way this rock has so many gloryholes
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When you blend a hot pocket cold and it tastes like socks
Dude I just ate a cold distraught at Merediths house
When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip itâs nose in the nest.
In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .
it is a sniper hitman that takes out gay people.
yo dalmshock go kill James Charles
A tiny man child that gets all the ladies with sexy thunder thighs amazing for catching hookers with his 2 inch rod
Me: yo my boi are u a Gelinas
Donald Trump: Fuck ya
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Hey babe have you been able to get lgbtq+ yet I wanna upgrade to some freaky shit.
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When you cut up a penis like gordon Ramsay deep fry it then up your girlfriends ass cheeks and drop them in like putting carrots in soup.
I just gave stacyâs mom the clunky glizzy now I canât have sex ever again.