When you stretch ur nutsack out into a bowl and let your pecker otherwise known as the bird dip itâs nose in the nest.
In the shower I gathered up water with my birds nest .
it is a sniper hitman that takes out gay people.
yo dalmshock go kill James Charles
The thing James Charles likes to stick his tee is weenie peen into
No way this rock has so many gloryholes
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When you blend a hot pocket cold and it tastes like socks
Dude I just ate a cold distraught at Merediths house
A tiny man child that gets all the ladies with sexy thunder thighs amazing for catching hookers with his 2 inch rod
Me: yo my boi are u a Gelinas
Donald Trump: Fuck ya
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When you cut up a penis like gordon Ramsay deep fry it then up your girlfriends ass cheeks and drop them in like putting carrots in soup.
I just gave stacyâs mom the clunky glizzy now I canât have sex ever again.
Formally known as a judge that takes money to buy his brand new 2015 Chevrolet caravan
Yo I was in court for stealing a hamburber and the guy that said I was guilty is a total Jooj