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When you jerk off but the release is harder and quicker than you expect so it gets all in your eyes and on your face.
Joey wouldn't have gone blind had he masturbated safely and not had a blinding fury.
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When one is having sex and can't seem to keep his penis inside the other person
"That sex would have been great had Brad not pulled a Sloppy Taco the whole time!
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