Deadly Toe

You yell "Deadly Toe" and then take your big toe and jam it into someone, preferably a soft spot in their thigh.

"DEADLY TOE!" *stab*

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Coffpee

When you take a leak and you can smell the coffee you drank earlier that day.

*Standing side by side using urinals.*
Guy 1: Dude, that is strong... what is that French Vanilla?
Guy 2: Yea sorry I had a couple cups, my coffpee is really strong today.
Guy 1: Aww its cool... I was making mocha yesterday.

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