Choditis

A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode

'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.

Chodian

Simply put, an individual with a chode

'That guy is such a chodian.', n.
'Did you know Bob is a chodian?'