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"Fuck Louise, I canΓ’ΒΒt change another babyshitter. Feed Timmy some percocets that'll block him up for awhile"
The finest women America has to offer
Shelby has it going on; she's one of the breast and brightest. Nice ass, brilliant mind, and a caring heart. Gosh dang!
Somebody who is a wannabe cop.. Even worse than the real thing. Tells you about all the "sweet takedowns" they know how to do and how "I'll get on the force" after they lose like fifty pounds of beer weight and quit working at whatever shitty job they have, if they have one.
Bryce - " bro quit laughing at me or I will put you in the oppressed black man hold i see on tv"
Joe- "Fuck you Bryce, you're just a copthamologist, you don't know shit you racist buttfuck."
A woman, usually of older age, who has a vagina lacking in lubrication.
Tim: "hey dad, my new landlord is pretty hot for age fifty nine."
Dad: (drags cigarette) "...she's a Drybox."
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Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.
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not as certain as sure, but more certain than perhaps
When Joe asked Justin if he was down to "go to wankfest 2015," Justin replied "surehaps man, If I can get the day off work I'll certainly go."