Copthamologist

Somebody who is a wannabe cop.. Even worse than the real thing. Tells you about all the "sweet takedowns" they know how to do and how "I'll get on the force" after they lose like fifty pounds of beer weight and quit working at whatever shitty job they have, if they have one.

Bryce - " bro quit laughing at me or I will put you in the oppressed black man hold i see on tv"
Joe- "Fuck you Bryce, you're just a copthamologist, you don't know shit you racist buttfuck."