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Princess

A sweet but fussy, often judgemental and high maintainance girl who divides people into fans and those who are wrong, getting her way with a filthy combo of heart emoji's and temper tantrums. She can multitask, giving out serious lip while holding a massive silver spoon in her mouth :S she's always the centre of attention especially when alone at work, wondering how the paparazzi wil even fit into this tiny dark office full of all this paperwork, knows the value of sour cream but thinks Doritos are a Mexican city, needs a makeup mirror to find herself, can't sing or cook but expects one day she'll be a famous pop tart, confuses the phrase "awh thanks" with the words "bitch try again" and generally thinks the earth will revolve backwards underneath her Prada heels.

Favourite quotes:

"Bitch where's my sour cream?"

"Bitch where's my sour cream?"

"Bitch where's my sour cream?"

"When you're stubborn, you get stuff .. "

Dave: "Damn this girl is sapping my energy, even when I bought her roses she had a hissy fit .. "

Gary: "Ahh fuck it man, she's being a total princess"

by ProfessorNutt228 June 24, 2018

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