Crackhead

A person who literally lives for crack. All of the crackheads are lead by their powerful leader captain crackhead who is the lord of crack.

Damn bro you such a crackhead. Wait hold up is that captain crackhead. Let’s fuck captain crackhead.

Flash back fuck

Well having some good old fashioned intercourse throw ur partner for a loop and slap them and attacking them screaming they’re in the trees. Then proceed to nut on them using your penis as a powerful machine gun.

Yeah I pulled a flash back fuck on my girlfriend and now she’s in the hospital.

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Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.

Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.

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