pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.

"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."

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lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

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nastard

a nasty bastard.

"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."

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darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

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Prepeating

The act of a person, throughout an entire movie, saying all of the funny lines from the movie directly before the line is said by the actor/actress in the movie.

"Dude. Please stop your incessant prepeating. You're totally ruining our movie experience!!"

Totch

Another word for vagina.

"Ouch! You just punched my totch."

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Gluteless Rudego

A rude, redundant, ego-maniac without an ass.

"With that attitude & baggy pants, you can really tell he is one Gluteless Rudego!"

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