Fence Hopper

A term sometimes used to by other races profile most people of hispanic or mexican descent, implying that at some point they or their family came into America by "hopping" or "jumping" the border fence, which in some way is incorrect, as not all people of that ethnic group are illegally in America and not all illegals come into America over a tall fence, as the more robust American border fences ordinarily exist closer to the more heavily populated and thus more patrolled areas. It can also be used to describe those of the same race born in America as "legal" U.S. Citizens, or "chicanos," as they are commonly known.
Alternate variations using various combinations of the words Border/Fence followed by Jumper/Hopper/Vaulter etc. exist and are also used to the same effect.

Tom: Where's Tim?

Bob: With those Fence Hopper over there.

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Import Tuner

A small/small medium car of the compact/compact sedan/compact sports breed, i.e. foreign makes such as but not limited to Honda, Toyota, Mistubishi vehicles, that have been modified with various after-market parts in an attempt to make them better, faster, and more appealing to other owners of cars of the same type and style. Another trait associated with Import Tuners is the link between them, their owners and various forms of street racing, as is accurately portrayed in all of the Fast and the Furious movies and the game, Need for Speed Underground. The "usual" age 18-30 drivers of these cars usually are looking to prove themselves on the street and are most commonly:
1. Young Asian men of the wankster variety.
2. Young White men, commonly of the wigger or wasian varieties.
3. Young Black men with "whips" who act like/are posers/pimps/gangsters.

Possibly the most defining marks of an Import Tuner would be any or all of the following:

1.ABOVE ALL, a large, fat After-Market Exhaust Pipe that produces a loud, deep sound upon sudden acceleration, this action done at times when a fair amount of traffic is present to produce the desired ego high.

2.After-Market Taillights/Headlights, usually of the newest LED varieties.

3.Custom Decals/Paintjobs done to make the car look fearsome/more powerful than others in a street race.

4.Large Chrome Rims and tires to fit, sometimes too large for the vehicle but added anyway.

5.Under-Car Neon/LED Lighting systems, such as StreetGlow.

6.Any other various and seemingly out-of-place performance/aesthetic parts such as hood scoops, roof scoops, spoilers, carbon-fiber hoods/doors/panels, colored brake boots, chrome-parts etc.

Jim: All these little import tuners almost hit me last night going a million miles an hour down the highway!!!

Tom: Posers.

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Wipe n' Go

The seemingly impossible feat of somehow smearing a light, dry layer of feces onto the toilet while sitting on it, often resulting in nobody fessing up to it. It is unknown how exactly this stupid event occurs, but it is thought to happen in one or both of these ways:
1. Wiping and then fumbling with the used toilet paper before getting in the toilet, thus dropping it on the back of the seat near the tailbone.
2. Scooting off the toilet quickly in an attempt to get back to something quickly (i.e. TV, computer, etc.) or to pull one's own pants up after a bathroom intrusion as the result of an unlocked door, resulting in the sliding of a half-wiped anus on the front of the toilet seat.

Man: Damn it, somebody did a wipe n' go in here!!!!!!!

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