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Li-fi

Li-fi is a technique that uses LED light to transmit data. use of RGB Leds drastically increases the bandwidth which is already quite large.,..

It also solves the problem of nearby wi-fi zones interfering and limiting bandwidth and you can protect your li-fi network by simply closing the curtains :p

person a) what your wi-fi routers name?
person b) i use li-fi not wi-fi *point at the led sealing lamp*

by ProphetOfConfusion February 20, 2016


tutorial decay

the tendency for tutorials to become out of date or irrelevant over time for for critical links to be broken over time making it a garbage tutorial that just frustrates people trying to learn.

overwatch videos are very much subject to tutorial decay as heros are changed.
the same can be said about a fair few technical tutorials on machine learning and stuff like angular.

by ProphetOfConfusion December 7, 2018


greedful

grateful but greedy for more

person a) that cat sure likes being petted
person b) yeah he get annoyed if i stop
person a) ah he is very greedful
cat) good human slave keep petting your furry overlord Mya ha ha ha ha!....

by ProphetOfConfusion July 10, 2019


glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm

person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!

by ProphetOfConfusion June 29, 2017


selfietards

selfietards are Idiots who do stupid stupid! stupid!! STUPID!!! things to get a selfie!

Selfietards should should have their phones and cameras permanently confiscated for the safety and betterment of society.

watch?v=iuLydEkhGuo <-- an example of selfietards! (youtube link att it to the watch parameter in the url) (Idiot beach goes murdering a rare dolphin to take selfies)

by ProphetOfConfusion February 20, 2016


quadrapuple

the silly for of quadruple... ideal when referring to a cute litter of 4 Poodle puppies

oh she had 4 of then how adorable quadrapuple!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 25, 2021


BSOD

A advertisement campaign by Microsoft for Linux because they hate windows users.

Person a) I got another BSOD!
Person b) Yes its Microsoft telling you to switch you linux.

by ProphetOfConfusion March 17, 2015