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A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.
Beft can be used as an adjective, noun, and also a verb.. depending on the context of use. It is usually pertaining to sex or sexual or anyting emitting sexuality.
So, Cara, did you see any good befties on tinder? Any beft worthy, beftable, befts? I'm totally going to beft this one tinder guy tonight. See you tomorrow, unless he's a better murderer than the befty I met last night.
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Acronym: Deep throat with simultaneous ball licking
Do you offer DTSBL on your menu of clandestine, naughty delights?
Someone who runs away from his parental responsibilities. He also has a ton of dingle berries. When you go down on him and you're upside down laying on the bed, be careful not to look up that booty hole, there are tons of toilet paper strips hanging like flags out his bum hole.
Beware the Thomas-Gladiator. He'll try to fool you, but know that underneath those 15 year old true religion flared jeans there is a forest of dingle berries. Ps: don't count on him for any child support.
While I see someone has written a definite for a silent but deadly fart in Farsi..I must say the way they taught the pronunciation is absolutely incorrect. Three correct way to pronounce Cho's..notice there is an accent on the "o"..is think of the word "stole"... Eliminate "ST" from "ST"OLE. .. Then replace the "ST" with "CH". So now we have to eliminate "LE" from STO"LE" ..and replace that with an "S"..KEEP IN MIND THE "O" WE ARE USING IN "CHO'S" SOUNDS LIKE THE "O" IN STOLE. OKAY. NOW, are you ready for an authentic Iranian joke with an example of the word "Cho's" in it? ****(we'll get there later- BUT SOME IMPORTANT INFO PERTAINING TO THIS JOKE...GOOZ means loud fart in FARSI) TWO CHO'SES were playing in the park, A GOOZ COMES ALONG AND ASKS THEM IF SHE CAN PLAY. THE Cho'ses SAY, "I'm sorry but our mother told us we need to play quietly"****.. this is where you laugh. The end.
Omg, I totally Cho'sed in the elevator... There were five people, and I was dressed pretty sharp so no one suspected it was me. I acted very upset about the whole situation and turned it around on my neighbor. Now he is the scum of the whole complex because of my rancid Cho's that crept from my pretty behind like a ninja in the night never to be seen... Only to have felt my wrath.
Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.
If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!