fuckle

A thing or object that you want to say "fucking" before the noun.
Basically an easier way to curse at objects.

Say: "Get that fuckle away from me!"
instead of: "Get that fucking thing away from me!"

squimpchy

The unpleasant feeling that might result from overusing your dishwasher on glass kitchenware and could described as a rough and "grippy" feeling.

I went to put away one of the glasses and when I touched it, it felt squimpchy.